Welcome to Billy's Bargain Barn, where you can get specially
customized S.M.I.L.E. apparel and resources to dress and look like a
S.M.I.L.E. clown - even when you're out of
face! You can order at the bottom of this page. We have set
up a shopping cart via PayPal to make ordering as easy as
possible. We accept the following credit cards.
Here's what we currently have in stock:
NEW Safety Messages
With Magic Volume 1 - DVD
Released on DVD for the first time, November, 2006
The VHS Tape of S.M.I.L.E. Magic was a complete sell-out. This
is being released for the first time as a DVD but we're keeping the same
low price of $15 for members of S.M.I.L.E.! The most common question we're asked is "will you do a videotape of
safety routines so we can see them?"
S.M.I.L.E. Co-Founders Bruce Wall (left) and Mark Ruffennach (right)
went to a studio and filmed this instructional video tape. It's 23
minutes of magic and fun featuring:
Egg & Hat pre-show warm-up,
Levitating Ball self-esteem routine
Wish Upon A Bubble goals routine
Wandering William Child Safety Routine
Jumbo Penny wishes routine
Rocky the Raccoon opener (performance only)
Blocky* closer
Gun Safety Routine featuring an Appearing 10 Foot Pole*
* = Commercially available magic tricks were not revealed on this
tape and must be purchased separately from a magic dealer. The safety
routine is demonstrated without explanation.
This is really cool! A pinstripe baseball shirt
with the embroidered S.M.I.L.E. Logo. The logo was doubled in size
(now 4 inches tall) with incredible accuracy and detail.
The shirt is made by Badger Sport and it's 100% cotton.
It's white with royal blue pin stripes and sleeves.
To order, use the Contact the Board form on BOARD page
of this website and send a message to the S.M.I.L.E. Treasurer. The cost is $35
for members or $40 for non-members
and includes shipping. It comes in adult men's sizes Small, Medium,
Large, Extra Large and Extra-Extra Large. Please indicate what
size you would like.
This is Samuel Patrick Smith's great trick "What's My Job" made to
have a police ending! This is exclusive to Billy's Bargain Barn
and was featured in the Winter 2004 issue of the S.M.I.L.E. Newsletter.
In the trick, a spectator is shown several different jobs depicted in
pictures. The spectator selects a job and the selection matches
the prediction in a humorous way! Limited supply, available while
they last!
To learn about the benefits of joining S.M.I.L.E., go to the
JOIN
page. Membership is $35 per person/per calendar year. If you
join, you are instantly eligible for the member prices in Billy's
Bargain Barn! BONUS:
If you join in November or December of the year, we will extend your
membership until December of the following year! That's 13 or 14 months of
membership for the price of 12! If you want to order with a major
credit card, add to the cart. If you want to order by check or PO,
go to the order form.
This item was first introduced at the 3rd International
S.M.I.L.E. Conference in November, 2001! This deluxe pen comes in
a "suedette" case. The pen is black with gold features
including the inscription "Safety Magic In Law Enforcement,
www.smileclowns.org". Also, there is the S.M.I.L.E. logo on
the top of the pen. Here's an idea of what it looks like while
resting on the 'suedette' case:
An eight color metal lapel pin on a metal post of the original
S.M.I.L.E. logo featuring Mile O'Smiles. The pin
measures 1" x 1" and looks great! Here's a scan of the
pin (that doesn't do it justice!).
S.M.I.L.E. Logo T-shirts! These
t-shirts have the six color S.M.I.L.E. logo featuring Miles O'Smiles the
police clown and Niles O'Smiles the Fire Fighter Clown on a white 100% cotton t-shirt.
S.M.I.L.E. Members pay $15 each post paid! Non members pay
$20 post paid.
S.M.I.L.E. Hats! This is the same hat
worn by Little Billy! The hats are a high quality black hat with
the letters of S.M.I.L.E. in different colors embroidered on.
S.M.I.L.E. Members can
have one for only $18 each, shipping included. Non members:
$23 each, shipping included. SOLD
OUT!
S.M.I.L.E. Patch! The full 5
color original S.M.I.L.E. logo as a round patch perfect to be added to your costume.
It's the same patch worn by Billy Club, Buck L. Upp, Captain Careful,
Patches, Hookem and Bookem, and many more S.M.I.L.E. Clowns! The
cost for the patches for members are $7 post paid. Non members pay
$12 post paid.
Left:
The S.M.I.L.E. Patch (Photo by Bruce Wall)
Right:
Sparky wearing a S.M.I.L.E. Patch! (Photo by Pam Moody)
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